lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

(via guy)

buttermilkqueen:

what the fuck do fish do for fun

(Source: beeblejuice, via guy)

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(Source: dropdeadesu, via guy)

popularselfie:

getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail

(via guy)

bettycrockerdile:

i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it

(Source: steakdaddy, via guy)

chodyfoster:

"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"

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her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

(Source: blandsexual, via guy)

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

(via guy)