moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:image

(Source: moistflow, via ruinedchildhood)

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(via ruinedchildhood)

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

image

(via guy)

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

(via ruinedchildhood)