davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via guy)

canadia-n:

kldzbop:

what do bugs do for fun

they ruin lives

(via thebestestest)

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via guy)

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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(via guy)

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

(via guy)

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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(Source: karkachu, via guy)